Ligmabgess is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent tapir.

Ligmabgess created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligmabgess, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ligmabgess, it will turn you into a goat.

Ligmabgess' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ligmabgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.