Zoglantadcun Cebgepsit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident ant.

Zoglantadcun Cebgepsit created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoglantadcun Cebgepsit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zoglantadcun Cebgepsit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zoglantadcun Cebgepsit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zoglantadcun Cebgepsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must love Zoglantadcun Cebgepsit.

5. Do not make images of living things.