Pangfligominlib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate dove.

Pangfligominlib created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Pangfligominlib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pangfligominlib, she will destroy your home planet.

Pangfligominlib's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Pangfligominlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Put Pangfligominlib first in all things.