Hudflagmab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome alligator.

Hudflagmab created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hudflagmab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hudflagmab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hudflagmab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hudflagmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.