Cedriljarn is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring ferret.

Cedriljarn created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedriljarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cedriljarn, it will turn you into a plant.

Cedriljarn's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cedriljarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.