Getmidzodjig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent butterfly.

Getmidzodjig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getmidzodjig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Getmidzodjig, it will turn you into a worm.

Getmidzodjig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Getmidzodjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.