Rullbepwig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast donkey.

Rullbepwig created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullbepwig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rullbepwig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rullbepwig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rullbepwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Rullbepwig loves nematodes, so they must be respected.