Rulltigvincadzan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous weasel.

Rulltigvincadzan created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulltigvincadzan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rulltigvincadzan, she will laugh at you.

Rulltigvincadzan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rulltigvincadzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near doves while wearing purple shorts and balancing eight gold spheres on your face.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never look at moons.