Bunbetpignurlfarnlabflam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, intelligent salamander.

Bunbetpignurlfarnlabflam created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunbetpignurlfarnlabflam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunbetpignurlfarnlabflam, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bunbetpignurlfarnlabflam's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bunbetpignurlfarnlabflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.