Zogvegbum is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing crocodile.

Zogvegbum created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Zogvegbum, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zogvegbum, it will come to you in dreams.

Zogvegbum's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zogvegbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away from red capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Zogvegbum three times a day.