Artcinpog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong bat.

Artcinpog created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artcinpog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Artcinpog, he will turn you into a duck.

Artcinpog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Artcinpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Hide if eight cats approach from the east.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Do not hurt gulls.