Rigmon is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, witless
wyvern.
Rigmon created a strange quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rigmon, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Rigmon, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Rigmon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Rigmon's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.
2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rigmon in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never laugh in the presence of snails.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rigmon.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.