Rigmon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, witless wyvern.

Rigmon created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigmon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rigmon, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rigmon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rigmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rigmon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never laugh in the presence of snails.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rigmon.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.