Bonnancuss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous dragon.

Bonnancuss created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonnancuss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonnancuss, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bonnancuss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bonnancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Bonnancuss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Put Bonnancuss first in all things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.