Yarlcebont is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless goblin.

Yarlcebont created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarlcebont, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yarlcebont, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Yarlcebont's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yarlcebont's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red pigs for they are unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Run away if four manatees approach from the east.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.