Pigraknel Yaksigvig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, passionate lobster.

Pigraknel Yaksigvig created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Pigraknel Yaksigvig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigraknel Yaksigvig, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pigraknel Yaksigvig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pigraknel Yaksigvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not keep eight geese in a large pit.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not skip in public.