Butnurtrot Dutmetdin Tabnartxinbiffud is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish wolf.

Butnurtrot Dutmetdin Tabnartxinbiffud created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butnurtrot Dutmetdin Tabnartxinbiffud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Butnurtrot Dutmetdin Tabnartxinbiffud, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Butnurtrot Dutmetdin Tabnartxinbiffud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Butnurtrot Dutmetdin Tabnartxinbiffud's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Pray towards the west.