Satfongam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing crow.

Satfongam created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Satfongam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Satfongam, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Satfongam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Satfongam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured seals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.