Megfarkom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic hydra.

Megfarkom created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megfarkom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Megfarkom, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Megfarkom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Megfarkom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never bounce near dolphins.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.