Didfomzed is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing penguin.

Didfomzed created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didfomzed, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Didfomzed, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Didfomzed's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Didfomzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Didfomzed loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not drink alcohol.