Tarpzimfot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent owl.

Tarpzimfot created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Tarpzimfot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tarpzimfot, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tarpzimfot's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tarpzimfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never run in the presence of cats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.