Armcit Arfcibrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind swan.

Armcit Arfcibrutt created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Armcit Arfcibrutt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armcit Arfcibrutt, it will remove you from existence.

Armcit Arfcibrutt's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Armcit Arfcibrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine goats approach from the south.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. You must love Armcit Arfcibrutt.

5. Never wear fawn stockings.