Gunminboss is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating salamander.

Gunminboss created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunminboss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gunminboss, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gunminboss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gunminboss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.