Quimflabfar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical beaver.

Quimflabfar created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimflabfar, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quimflabfar, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quimflabfar's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Quimflabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never run near manatees.