Misruttmet is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, proud coyote.

Misruttmet created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Misruttmet, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Misruttmet, he will destroy your favourite star.

Misruttmet's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Misruttmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Misruttmet.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.