Rigsterzen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, narcissistic hummingbird.

Rigsterzen created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigsterzen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rigsterzen, he will torture you forever.

Rigsterzen's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rigsterzen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven eagles approach from the east.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not covet oxen.