Sugcetgep is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent dugong.

Sugcetgep created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugcetgep, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugcetgep, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sugcetgep's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sugcetgep's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine sharks approach from the west.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Sugcetgep loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat green fruit.