Gengummad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating tortoise.

Gengummad created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gengummad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gengummad, she will curse you with boils.

Gengummad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gengummad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Never eat green fruit.