Stragzagren is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective dove.

Stragzagren created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Stragzagren, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stragzagren, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Stragzagren's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stragzagren's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.