Rigtailquartwad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy giraffe.

Rigtailquartwad created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtailquartwad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigtailquartwad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rigtailquartwad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rigtailquartwad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rigtailquartwad.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help eagles.