Cisscutzedtanwip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able swallow.

Cisscutzedtanwip created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisscutzedtanwip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cisscutzedtanwip, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cisscutzedtanwip's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cisscutzedtanwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four ants in a large pit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear black clothing.