Nutsterquart Gepnelcib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing meerkat.

Nutsterquart Gepnelcib created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutsterquart Gepnelcib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nutsterquart Gepnelcib, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nutsterquart Gepnelcib's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nutsterquart Gepnelcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Always obey Nutsterquart Gepnelcib's priests.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nutsterquart Gepnelcib.

4. Nutsterquart Gepnelcib loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. You must never eat lentils.