Fossveenfon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent coyote.

Fossveenfon created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossveenfon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fossveenfon, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fossveenfon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fossveenfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Run away if seven dolphins approach from the west.

5. Never talk about tapirs.