Tifnarlcem is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, resourceful raven.

Tifnarlcem created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifnarlcem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tifnarlcem, she will not care at all.

Tifnarlcem's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tifnarlcem's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Hide from orange otters for they are unholy.

5. Pray towards the south.