Kabsankimbun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic crocodile.

Kabsankimbun created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Kabsankimbun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kabsankimbun, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kabsankimbun's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kabsankimbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Run away if four foxes approach from the north.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat limes.