Himgidwit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, able wyrm.

Himgidwit created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himgidwit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Himgidwit, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Himgidwit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Himgidwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Himgidwit on top of all buildings.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Himgidwit must be the most important thing in your life.