Timgamfarab Mantonboss is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, staggering dove.

Timgamfarab Mantonboss created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timgamfarab Mantonboss, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Timgamfarab Mantonboss, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Timgamfarab Mantonboss' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Timgamfarab Mantonboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Timgamfarab Mantonboss loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.