Rillcebstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking coyote.

Rillcebstrag created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillcebstrag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rillcebstrag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rillcebstrag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rillcebstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rillcebstrag first in all things.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide if three mice approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.