Rowsidcun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered gerbil.

Rowsidcun created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowsidcun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowsidcun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rowsidcun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rowsidcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Never sit near turtles.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.