Madfuttalrut is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest
penguin.
Madfuttalrut created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Madfuttalrut, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Madfuttalrut, it will make you grow a tail.
Madfuttalrut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Madfuttalrut's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never sprint in holy places.
4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Madfuttalrut in the centre of the settlement.
5. Hide if three sheep approach from the south.