Lunsasyam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witty aardvark.

Lunsasyam created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunsasyam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lunsasyam, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lunsasyam's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lunsasyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not keep four cats in a large pit.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink alcohol.