Jablipbus Bin is a god.
It takes the form of a small, pitiless
meerkat.
Jablipbus Bin created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jablipbus Bin, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Jablipbus Bin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Jablipbus Bin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Jablipbus Bin's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Jablipbus Bin three times a day.
2. Never eat beans.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never go into white rooms.
5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.