Bestquamdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, slow gnu.

Bestquamdoss created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestquamdoss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bestquamdoss, it will turn you into a slug.

Bestquamdoss' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bestquamdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.