Himappnurlyatt is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, dishonourable
rat.
Himappnurlyatt created vertebrates nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Himappnurlyatt, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Himappnurlyatt, he will remove you from existence.
Himappnurlyatt's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Himappnurlyatt's Holy Commandments1. Never write about eukaryotes.
2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Himappnurlyatt in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never eat parsnips.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.