Hotwodtik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage wombat.

Hotwodtik created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotwodtik, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hotwodtik, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hotwodtik's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hotwodtik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven otters approach from the north.

2. Never feed oranges to whales while wearing rings.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.