Quillgodcep Nabfossmuthug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, flying mole.

Quillgodcep Nabfossmuthug created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillgodcep Nabfossmuthug, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quillgodcep Nabfossmuthug, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Quillgodcep Nabfossmuthug's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Quillgodcep Nabfossmuthug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Put Quillgodcep Nabfossmuthug first in all things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.