Xinmetmig is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, fussy
coyote.
Xinmetmig created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xinmetmig, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Xinmetmig, she will throw large rocks at you.
Xinmetmig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Xinmetmig's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Xinmetmig in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never write about ultrasonics.
4. Put Xinmetmig first in all things.
5. You must pray to Xinmetmig seven times a day.