Yattzansidquamtalwadbam Wotfenlargtin Quagbagsaw
is a god.
It takes the form of a large, charitable
wombat
.
Yattzansidquamtalwadbam Wotfenlargtin Quagbagsaw
created carbon eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yattzansidquamtalwadbam Wotfenlargtin Quagbagsaw
, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Yattzansidquamtalwadbam Wotfenlargtin Quagbagsaw
, it will destroy your home planet.
Yattzansidquamtalwadbam Wotfenlargtin Quagbagsaw's
most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Yattzansidquamtalwadbam Wotfenlargtin Quagbagsaw's Holy Commandments
1. Never hurt eagles.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not kill manatees.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Badgers are not to be trusted.
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