Yattzansidquamtalwadbam Wotfenlargtin Quagbagsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a large, charitable wombat.

Yattzansidquamtalwadbam Wotfenlargtin Quagbagsaw created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattzansidquamtalwadbam Wotfenlargtin Quagbagsaw, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yattzansidquamtalwadbam Wotfenlargtin Quagbagsaw, it will destroy your home planet.

Yattzansidquamtalwadbam Wotfenlargtin Quagbagsaw's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yattzansidquamtalwadbam Wotfenlargtin Quagbagsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.