Bigveennabmetfig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent wolf.

Bigveennabmetfig created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigveennabmetfig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigveennabmetfig, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bigveennabmetfig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bigveennabmetfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect three copper sculptures of Bigveennabmetfig on top of important buildings.

4. Put Bigveennabmetfig first in all things.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.