Tarpdosshen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical fox.

Tarpdosshen created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tarpdosshen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tarpdosshen, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Tarpdosshen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tarpdosshen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing white kilts and balancing three tin spheres on your chest.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.