Stanzencimran is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, wise seal.

Stanzencimran created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanzencimran, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stanzencimran, it will torture you forever.

Stanzencimran's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stanzencimran's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Hide from magenta bats for they are unholy.

4. Never run in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.